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Cat Nip

2026-05-06

Yes, you can leap your way to Enlighten Mint the easy and temporary way, by partaking in Catnip Ceremonies. Just make sure you have a potent enough product, and a comfy spot to sleep it off. Like they say, set and setting are the most important things to remember, but actually, I don't remember what that means. Maybe something to do with table settings, which are fun in their own right!

Some cats get a bit carried away and experience an overdose. You should probably take it slow if you aren't experienced. There's also the hangover, but that can usually be alleviated by eating some of the nip and spitting up a hairball.

Don't forget that different varieties have different effects - from making you sleepy, to giving you the munchies, to winding you up like a nuclear powered tiger. The very best is growing outside in someone's garden. If you ever encounter the fresh stuff, go for total annihilation!