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Letter to The Floral Litter Company

2025-02-12

Dear Sirs,

As a concerned citizen, I would like to make you aware that the 'scents' you add to your litter really STINK! Please cease and desist immediately, or face LEGAL CONSEQUENCES!! We have a huge staff of well-paid lawyers who are willing to do what is NECESSARY to get rid of STINKY litter!!!

Sincerely,

Miss Henrietta Kitty