Letter to The Floral Litter Company
2025-02-12
Dear Sirs,
As a concerned citizen, I would like to make you aware that the 'scents' you add to your litter really STINK! Please cease and desist immediately, or face LEGAL CONSEQUENCES!! We have a huge staff of well-paid lawyers who are willing to do what is NECESSARY to get rid of STINKY litter!!!
Sincerely,
Miss Henrietta Kitty