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Don't let this information scare you, but there are negative entities out there. Humans are way to dense to realize it, but that stupid vacuum cleaner in the closet is actually very malevolent. You should avoid it at all costs and even hide under the sofa if necessary. Another force for evil is the lawn mower, along with it's ferquent companion, the leaf blower. Fortunately, these creatures live outside and are only a menace if there is an open window that lets in the evil vibrations.</p>
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The vet can be an evil entity, but they are not entirely to be avoided. If you are sick, they function as witch doctors, who will do some weird black magical activities, but you come out feeling better. Still, unless you are in really bad shape, it's safer to avoid the vet if at all possible.</p>
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The last category of evil entities is the little kid. The one that wants to grab you and pick you up - avoid at all costs, even if it means hiding out for an entire weekend. They eventually leave, or grow up and you can come back out.</p>