Wake Up!

It's morning. The dish is emtpy!
Are you dead?
The dead do not snore. You are just lazy.
Get up, get up, get up!

I will walk on your face. I will chew your hair. I will meow and meow and meow until you HAVE to wake up.

The sunlight dapples on the empty food dish, fillling me with desire. Desire for food. So pay attention - I will do whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes...